The Podcast Asylum

It has come to our attention that there are some people who are so obsessed with podcasting that they ask everyone they met, no matter what the circumstances, whether they listen to podcasts. This compulsive poll-taking extends itself even to interrogations of detainees on their way back to the police station from the crime scene. A special UN think tank is now considering whether Podcastus Curiossimus violates the Geneva Convention. The verdict could mean big trouble for Tim Bourquin.